He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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