Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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