It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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