I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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