i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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