Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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