Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
