Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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