This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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