Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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