Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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