On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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