So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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