do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Panties = found
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
