I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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