Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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