so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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