That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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