I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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