David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
