As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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