i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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