Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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