WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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