Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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