let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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