so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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