I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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