When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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