Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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