well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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