Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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