She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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