If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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