Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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