Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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