no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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