He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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