I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just puked most of my soul out..
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