Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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