Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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