just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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