you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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