My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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