this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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