May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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