i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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