Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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