Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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