I just cut my nipple shaving
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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