yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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