i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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