You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
