This girl is more easily done than said...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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